The eclipse was all it was supposed to be…. exciting and dark. Even if it was only 75% here (New York). The glasses we wore were seriously weird. I kept thinking I was looking at the moon when I was actually looking at the sun, but through the glasses. I cant wait for the next one. It’s only seven years and it’s possible that I might make it. Almost as exciting as the eclipse were the crowds that gathered. In New York City it was a cloudy day. But every street corner was peopled with folks in the dark goggles who cheered everytime the the sun tried to sneak past the moon. It was as if there were a little community of people on every corner all chatting about what was about to happen. It was such a relief to have a break from all the noise on the news.
Yesterday David mentioned something about a goober. Is a goober like a booger I asked? No, he said. Well, is a goober what you spit from your mouth as opposed to a booger, which you snort from your nose. Yes, it is a little gross but how did the booger and the goober come to be.
Supposedly the goober is a peanut. Have you ever substituted goober for peanut. Needless to say, it’s southern. Also southern is the booger which is defined as dried muscus but used in a sentence it has nothing to do with snot. Here’s the way the dictionary used it; “That shark was a mean-looking booger.” “Paddle the little booger and send him home.” OK, so then snot is supposedly an synonym for booger but used in a sentence it is “a disrespectful or supercilious person.”
Anyway, having answered that question we can get on with much more important information. You think I’m going to talk about Trump but you are incorrect. As many of you know I listen to books on CD. Many of the books I enjoy are by Southern authors and take place in the South. There is nothing as colorful a Southern woman dressing down someone who has been offensive and making them feel as though the conversation has been a compliment. Anyway, having been at the receiving end of one of these conversations the ability to manipulate the rhetoric is wondrous, or something close to that.
So let’s pause for a moment on the disaster that has become the United States Department of State, which didn’t start out so great. It is a nightmare of a bureaucracy. Trump does not understand how the government works. As a consequence, he not filled Senate confirmed diplomatic positions. He talks about increasing diplomatic responsibility without having diplomats to carry out the work. Confirmations take a long time, so who knows if there will ever be enough people in those positions. And speaking of troop increases (I think we were), in case you didn’t notice, all the people making these decisions —- making Trump policy decisions, are old white men. Is there any reason why anyone, except old white men, should feel good about this? I’ll give that a big fat NO! It’s like we have jumped back to 1950, where people didn’t know about drinking and smoking when you were pregnant, dangers to the environment if you didn’t have regulations, human rights — all the human rights, and common dignity, the importance of a moral core, and women not belonging at the decision making table.
HERE’S A POLICY QUESTION, don’t you just want to slap the President about the face and and neck. Let’s be clear, the Presidency is sacred. This person who sits in the Oval office pretending to be the leader of this great nation, is neither a leader or the Commander in Chief, because he wants to be in charge without being personally responsible for what he says or does. What a disservice to the country and the people. How did we get here?
Truth be told, I prefer to talk about goobers, boogers, and snot. All of which can be used to describe the present occupant of the Oval office. We’re just Sayin’…Iris