Sometimes the best laid plans….. Guess how I spent a few days and nights last week? You won’t guess. Well, my niece went into labor, in the morning. We figured nothing much would happen until late in the afternoon. But late in the afternoon nothing was happening. She made the decision that she would have an epidural so she wouldn’t be in any pain. She spent most of the day texting. What else would a millennial do. When Jordan was born we played Yatzee and Connect Four until I had a reaction to the 2nd epidural, felt the life rushing from my body, and I had to have an emergency Caesarean section. When Seth was born it was an unmedicated back labor and it felt like a Mack truck was running me over every few minutes. What a joy. They say a woman forgets the pain of childbirth — that’s a lie. A woman decides to be medicated for her second birth.
Anyway, enough about my traumas, there was still no action in the evening. At some point, after 12 hours of labor, you are exhausted from the contractions and just want it to be over. That doesn’t always happen. For whatever reason, with group practices, the doctor you like is not always the doctor who is with you during the labor. There are some doctors who think a woman has unlimited tolerance for pain and she can just keep having contractions for hours and hours and hours. The doctor she liked was pretty much absent through the whole labor. By 9am, she was no longer amused by what seemed would never be over. Maybe because I was an older mother, and Jordan was in jeopardy, we all made the decision to have a Caesarean. But some doctors are just shortsighted. Who knows? I’ll get back to that in a minute.
By this time all the aunts, cousins and friends were a wreck. How long could this go on? Since you asked, I will tell you — for 20 episodes of Season 5 of “The Gossip Girls”. This is an older series, I think about 2013. It is horrible. The acting is awful, the people are disgusting. There is not a character with any redeeming qualities. The story lines are simply stupid. So who watches hundreds of hours of a television series that is so horrible? People who are fascinated by clothing. You cannot believe the wardrobe. Even as teenagers these kids wear the most incredibly fabulous outfits. They are so wonderful I was able to sit through hours and hours of the most annoying shows ever written, and ever on TV. But I couldn’t stop. My viewing was relentless.
Back to the birth. Which happened without incident — other than the interminable labor. Anyway, in the end, she gave birth to a big beautiful healthy girl baby. And as my cousin said, it was fine, but just like giving birth to a toddler. And we are all delighted.
Random thoughts about nothing…
If you want to cook chopped frozen kale, be aware that your kitchen will be covered with bitty pieces of kale and it will take forever to clean it up. We’re just sayin’…. Iris
Anyway, enough about my traumas, there was still no action in the evening. At some point, after 12 hours of labor, you are exhausted from the contractions and just want it to be over. That doesn’t always happen. For whatever reason, with group practices, the doctor you like is not always the doctor who is with you during the labor. There are some doctors who think a woman has unlimited tolerance for pain and she can just keep having contractions for hours and hours and hours. The doctor she liked was pretty much absent through the whole labor. By 9am, she was no longer amused by what seemed would never be over. Maybe because I was an older mother, and Jordan was in jeopardy, we all made the decision to have a Caesarean. But some doctors are just shortsighted. Who knows? I’ll get back to that in a minute.
By this time all the aunts, cousins and friends were a wreck. How long could this go on? Since you asked, I will tell you — for 20 episodes of Season 5 of “The Gossip Girls”. This is an older series, I think about 2013. It is horrible. The acting is awful, the people are disgusting. There is not a character with any redeeming qualities. The story lines are simply stupid. So who watches hundreds of hours of a television series that is so horrible? People who are fascinated by clothing. You cannot believe the wardrobe. Even as teenagers these kids wear the most incredibly fabulous outfits. They are so wonderful I was able to sit through hours and hours of the most annoying shows ever written, and ever on TV. But I couldn’t stop. My viewing was relentless.
Back to the birth. Which happened without incident — other than the interminable labor. Anyway, in the end, she gave birth to a big beautiful healthy girl baby. And as my cousin said, it was fine, but just like giving birth to a toddler. And we are all delighted.
Random thoughts about nothing…
If you want to cook chopped frozen kale, be aware that your kitchen will be covered with bitty pieces of kale and it will take forever to clean it up. We’re just sayin’…. Iris
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