Speak
only in hushed tones, this is a secret. Maybe even TOP SECRET. No one must find out. It's a matter of
National Security. Well maybe not that National, but please, if you find out,
do not tell anyone. Today the President is meeting with former Negro
League baseball players. Of course they are former, since the League
doesn't exist anymore. Maybe that's what the White House doesn't want us to
know. It's like A-Rod. If he doesn't acknowledge his punishment, then it
doesn't exist. The Negro Leagues existed because Black baseball players
were not allowed to play in the White Leagues. This is, of course, just speculation because
I can't possibly figure out why the else this event would be Closed
Press. No Coverage. Maybe it does make sense: wait 60 years to be invited to the White House, and then not let anyone know about it.
Last
night, because the White House wouldn't share any information with the press,
we watched "42", the Jackie Robinson story. Aside from the fact that
it was made like a "Lifetime”
movie, though not quite the quality of a Hallmark presentation, and the
audio was awful, the sound mixing was so bad you could barely understand one
word that was spoken. But the shameful way in which the Negro League players
were treated, was embarrassing - even today. So really, you would think
the White House would celebrate their heroism. Instead of a Closed Press
event, they should have had it on the field at Nationals Park, and invited every news
outlet in existence.
Anyway,
Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post, Murdoch bought the Wall Street Journal,
and the two right wing Koch siblings are toying with buying the Chicago Tribune and LA Times.
We won't have to worry about any news escaping from the White house or
anywhere else. Bezos says there won't be newspapers in 20 years. It will
be interesting to see what he does in the meantime. He revolutionized shopping
and reading, it only makes sense to imagine that he will do the same to the
newspaper business. At least there won't be any secrets.
And
speaking of secrets. Nevermind,
let's speak of canceling the Olympics and closing all our embassies. During the
Carter administration we cancelled the 1980 Moscow Olympics for a political
reason (the Rooskies invaded Afghanistan with about the same luck we’re
having), and it was the most ridiculous decision he made. Ok, not the most
ridiculous, (there were so many), but sports, the arts, and culture in general
are areas in which people of all political persuasions (except terrorists, who
are known to be philistines but vigilant), are able to find common ground.
To cancel the Olympics because some low level staffer released information
to which he never should have been privvy is shortsighted at best. It's apples
and pecans. If we beat the shit out of the Russians in Russia, it will be much
more poetic. Making a Luger or
Bobsledder wait another four years to go to Pyeongchang seems rather criminally
insane.
Closing
the Embassies may be a smart move. Who knows. What those of us who have
travelled abroad do know, is that they are hardly helpful or accessible when,
as just an American tourist, you may need some help. To the general public,
living or vacationing in places where there are consular offices or embassies,
it doesn't make any difference. But to the rest of the world, the perception of
the US, closing the places where we do international political business, is in
itself a victory for the bad guys. There must be a way to find an answer
somewhere between opening the gates and let come what may, and boarding up the
windows and sitting in the dark. Who knows: my State Department friends would
say "I am of two minds about that".
Secrets
can be fun, like when like in the 50's, you make a game of the information
(I've Got a Secret) or when you use them to torture a friend. But for the most
part, information sharing is not usually a bad idea. Which reminds me, I
have a secret which could save the environment, open Cuba and defeat any
terrorist organization. It is however, much too valuable to share without being
compensated. I think I'll just keep it to myself, and Tyrone, my new puppy.
the new Deputy Assistant for National Security: Tyrone
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